Joe Leslie's Blog

See you there!

2005-05-21T15:57:00.000+01:00

I've got a new blog! http://joeleslie.mfhosting.com/

New Site!..

2005-05-15T17:53:00.000+01:00

I made a new site, this time of the Final Fantasy nature. It's called 'Caosuin'c Yspedeuh', which is Al Bhed for 'Seymour's Ambition.' Final Fantasy X fans'll know what I'm talking about! Anyway, it's a Seymour Guado fan site. (He's on of the 'baddies' in the game, but he has cool hair!) The site has Midi's, Avatars, pictures, etc. It also has a few Movies and mp3s if you know where to look! Anyway, head on down to either http://caosuin.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk or http://caosuin.uk.tt

New logo!

2005-05-13T21:03:00.000+01:00

We have a new logo! (I was getting bored of the other one)

Groovy Baby! It's almost the weekend!

2005-05-13T20:10:00.000+01:00

Wey hey! It's friday! No more school! (well, for two days anyway, but I'm off thursday and friday for inservice days!) Anyway, whats happened to me over the past few days? Not much, that's for sure. More and more people are becoming impressed by my Lightsaber pics and often asking the question "who'd you do that?", to which I vaguely answer "on the computer..." Anyway, last period, we had to do a test- in maths! A test on simultaneous equations! It was absolutely 'brick.' It actually was. Even out teacher said that. We did the cricket(or rather, hockey) ball throw in PE. I was sh*t. as usual. I couldn't throw to save my life. We did the javelin as well- same story. We also watched a crappy film in English- Lord of the Flies. I'm sure you've read it in school. Yeah? Well, this was the film. Crap. Apart from when Piggy got killed by the big rock falling on his bounce. It looked rather amusing. Apart from that though, I wouln't recommend it- Unless you're this guy. Alao, I recenly finished reading the fourth installment of Artemis Fowl (yes! I read them!) quite good I must say. I would recommend any book by Eoin Colfer- the man's a genius. Anyway- I have a fun filled weekend planned ahead of me- Sit around all day on the computer or in front of the TV. s per normal. Anyway, I'll try and post more often, like the good ol' days. Toodle Pip Sir

Ridiculous Education Essay

2005-05-12T17:11:00.000+01:00

Yup, I had to do a RE essay at school. At what about? Whether internet chat rooms should be closed down or not! where the f*cks the religion in that!? It makes no sense.

Fear Me!

2005-05-05T17:33:00.000+01:00

Check the great picture I made!

Uncle's here!

2005-04-30T18:40:00.000+01:00

Last night my Uncle came over to my house. He's still here. He's leaving on Sunday. We were put all f*cking day today! I hated that. We went on a steam train. Boring as f*ck. Also, the Lucas and Walliams board appears to be down again. Damn. I';ve started a new game on THUG 2 cos my other one got deleted, right after completing it. Anyway, tata for now.

Time for me to post again!

2005-04-28T13:20:00.000+01:00

What's been happenning to me in the past few days of my life? Not much. I managed to reach 1000 posts on the Lucas and Walliams Board, so I'm pretty huffed about that. My dad ordered a LiveSTRONG wristband for me off eBay. It's arrived. Or at least I think it has. Mt mum isn't here, so I better not open the jiffy bag. My George Stobbart Fanlist has recently been approved by The Fanlistings.org, so hopefully, That will help to get more visitors. Currently Listening to: Kiss- Rock and Roll all Night

Sorry...

2005-04-23T20:33:00.000+01:00

I haven't posted the rest of my day yesterday. Oh well, not much happened anyway. Today, I decided to have a go at php. Unfortunately, the only host I could find was Lycos Tripod, and that's crap. (Anyone who's willing to offer me a php account don't hesitate! ) I tried a text counter and an users online counter AND got it working! But, it didn't work when I tried to put it on another site (the answer may be obvious, but I know almost nothing about php so...). Not much else happened today. I got outta bed, dunna wee, watched cartoons dunna wee...etc. Toodle Pip Sir!

My Life Today-type-thing.

2005-04-22T20:37:00.000+01:00

Not much has happened in the last few days. Although, the Royal Shakespeare Company did dome to my town and performed Julius Caeser. It was ok, wasn't great. Anyway, I'll post something half decent tomorrow, as my mum is nagging me to come of the computer. Toodle Pip!

WHY!?

2005-04-21T18:38:00.000+01:00

When you go to joeleslie.blogspot.com it redirects to the blogger home page. I found a forum where many people were having the same problem and, if you add a '?' at the end of the url, it works fine! i.e http://joeleslie.blogpspot.com/? Hopefully, It'll stop soon and we can all access it normally.

My God I hate Mondays...

2005-04-18T19:17:00.000+01:00

Doesn't everyone? anyway, yesterday, I wasn't on the computer. AT ALL! That's like a new record for me. Instead I was playing Broken Sword (Playstaion game. Very, VERY good. Get it. NOW!) Anyway, I've recently created a fanlisting for the main character (George Stobbart) and I am waiting approval from The Fanlistings.org. Fingers Crossed! Anyway, I've you want to visit, or even join, click here. I was also planning on making a fanlisting for 'Grim' from 'The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.' Neverseen it? It's on most days on Cartoon Network at 4.30 PM. I think. You should watch it. It's well funny. But, I decided not to make one, as I was hacing problems coming up with a layout. Also, there's one alerady registered on The Fanlistings.org. Anyway, I also read the first book of 'A Series of Unfortunate Events.' I was forced to by mum. No computer for a month if I didn't read it. So I read it. Wasn't that good. Anyway, not much else has happened. Toodle Pip!

Pixel Joe!

2005-04-15T17:53:00.000+01:00

Yay! As you came here, you may have noticed a little drawing of a person. Well, it's supposed to be me! Yes, I know it's not perfect, but I drew it from scratch!

My Day, Today.

2005-04-14T18:01:00.000+01:00

Not much has happened today. As normal. I enjoyed a nice can of Diet Coke on the way back from school. That was nice. Also, I've added (or rather, I am adding) a new section to Joe Leslie Online: Feem Toons! Yup, you can download a rather fruity selection of well know TV and Movie theme tunes. Some of these include Happy Days, Dr Who, Big Brother and Mr Benn! That should be up within the next hour. May I suggest you check it out? Hmm, what else has happened...? I had some macaroni cheese for dinner...and that's about it. Oh well. cheerio then.

Woo! No School!

2005-04-13T13:15:00.000+01:00

Yay! Because I have diabetes, I have to go and get my eyes screened evey year. They take photos of my retina to check for any diabetic damage. It was over and done with by quarter to 11, and my mum already put a letter to the school saying I would be off all day! Huzzah! Also, the guy there said (unofficially) that my eyes look fine and I have nothing to worry about. But I won't get my official results back for like 8 weeks. Oh well....

My my, What an incredibly Boring day!

2005-04-11T17:03:00.000+01:00

first day back at school today! And it was crap. As normal. Two periods of maths! How much worse can a Monday get!? Anyway, nit much happened so, Tata.

Oh bugger!

2005-04-10T20:09:00.000+01:00

Back to school tomorrow! And I had to do 2 oieces if homework that's taken up most of my evening. OH well, at least it's other with...

I've been working my socks off!

2005-04-09T18:02:00.000+01:00

It's true! My website (about me) Joe Leslie Online has been majorly changed about! New layout and content and everything! Even a new host! it's now hosted on Wanadoo, which has loads of free webspace. And it's fast. Also, last week I think it was, Angus came over to mine again, and we went out (for once) and filmed 'Angus and Joe's Day Out 4!' Yes, we first started filming these movies before the days of Joe Leslie Online. We would film one whenever Gus came over. So, I dug deep into my computers Hard Drive, and found the previous 3. And they are being uplaoded to the site as I'm typing this! So by the time you read this, you can download all 4 of the movies here! Apart from that, I haven't done much today. Oh well...

Bad things are happening!

2005-04-08T15:14:00.000+01:00

Yes, evil is about. I managed to get a sreenshot of my hit counter at 666 counts (see below) Also, my computers DVD drive's suddenly stopped working for no reason. It won't read DVDs. I have a data DVD with some files on it. That get read fine, but when I stick in any other DVD's (including my Little Brtiain ones) they won't get read! "Please insert a disk into drive D:" I have you f*cking buttick-hole of a computer! READ IT! But, no. No luck. I'll try later. So, untill it starts working again, that means no more videos for Little UK. Anyway, on to other things: Some ringtones site offereing 'free Little Britain Ringtones' (my arse) have contacted www.littlebritian.tv, Clive and myself informing us that they have added our links as they are the "three best Little Britain sites I could find." Bullsh*t. More like the 1st three he came accross. He probably emailed DavidWallaimsFans.com, but Tara doesn't like rip-off sites, surely he didn't email the BBC site. So he stuck up my site, Clive's site, and Little Britian.tv, that hasn't been updates for like 18 years. The ringtones aren't even good! They are just crappy impressions of Little Britain Characters. So clive send him a nice email saying he didn't want to link to a site that was crap on only exsisted to make money. Or something to that effect. I felt like emailing something similar, but I don't want to waste my time. After that, he changed the description to clive's site to "A rather average Little Britain site" Now he can just f*ck right off! Pr*ck... Anyway, apart from all that, not much else has been happening. Angus wants a copy of the first Radio series of Little Britain so I'll do that later. Oh, and I forgot to mention my new site: Andrew Pipkin. It's a fan site dedicated to Andy Pipkin from Little Britain. It has many spoof pictures made by me, as well as other things. May I suggest you go and look at it? Also, using the magical power of my web tracker, I found out that someone managed to access this very blog using Yahoo! Search. The peson's search terms: 'joe leslie hair' Of all the lonely people on the internet nowadays... Anyway, so we now come to the end of possibly the longest blog entry I've ever written. So, tata

I'm at Gus's!

2005-04-04T13:39:00.000+01:00

I'm actually in Gus's House now! WOO

I'm going to gus's!

2005-04-04T11:39:00.000+01:00

What's the world coming to?

2005-04-03T18:52:00.000+01:00

It appears that the Lucas and Walliams board has been hacked into again, as it is coming up with an '403 Forbidden' error message. Also, when you go to the Lucas and Walliams topsite, you get a really sad loser-ish message. Bloody Losers! Now I can't spend endless hours posting there! I'm really p*ssed off, as I'm sure every other member is.

Haircuts!!!

2005-04-02T19:21:00.000+01:00

They're everywhere! My good friend Angus has recently had a 'mullet chop.' Although I haven't seen him yet. It's not all bad though. He's kept the £5 change! Lucky Bugger... Also, I recently took a trip to the hair slaughterer, to get my hair 'thinned out,' cos it's getting to thick. apparently. Anyway, I can't tell the difference, and It cost my mum £3, so it's all good. Anyway, not much else has been happening lately. I went shopping *shudder*. I didn't get anything, except a rather nice cheese toastie. Also, I discovered an mp3 version of the 'London Underground' song. Beware, funny as f*ck, but a bit sweary, so close your door. ;). Also, in reltion to my previous post, I asked my magic 8-ball if I was gay, and I'm apparently not. Also, anyone see Friday Night with Johnny Boy Ross? Eddie Izzard was on. He is wel funny. Johnny Ross was convincing him to be the new Dr Who, but Eddie was having none of it. Anyway, that's all for now. Cheerio.

I was paid to make this...

2005-04-01T13:28:00.000+01:00

Enough Said.

New DVD's!

2005-03-31T15:24:00.000+01:00

Sorry for not posting for 2 days. their hasn't been much to post about. But now, I got 2 new DVD's! I got Johnny English, which was slightly better than I was expecting it to be. I also got Catch me if you can, which is a brilliant film, and anyone who disagree's is either a gay, a woman, or a mental.

GOOGLE IS EVIL!!! EVIL!!!!!

2005-03-29T12:33:00.000+01:00

Yes, Google is now evil! I am no longer at number 3 When you type Joe Leslie. In fact, I'm no where to be seen! Google is truly the master of the black arts!!!

Me Again...

2005-03-28T13:33:00.000+01:00

Hello again. Here's what's been happening in my uneventful life today. Not much really. Somethin erally bad happend over at the Lucas and Wallaims board. Some guy joined with the username 'www.lbcc.tk is sh*t' LBCC being Clive's Site and it certainly is not sh*t. That was evil in it's purest form. Oh well. He's been warned. That's all I know. hopefully Aaron banned him. Also, I've whent a bit mad on account of making animated avatars. I recently got the Peter Kay single, so I made a few avatars: So, What'da think? Not bad eh?

EASTER!!!

2005-03-27T19:37:00.000+01:00

It's easter! The lovely time of year when we get to gorge ourselves with chocolate. Yum Yum! Anyway, at last, I have managed to get my hands on a copy of Is this the way to Amarillo by Peter Kay and Tony Christie. YAY!!!! Anyway, I am going to have a whale of a time in my room with my CD Player/Alarm Clock now! TaTa

Joe Leslie Online: No.3 in Google!

2005-03-25T10:50:00.000Z

Woo! Today, I was searching through google, as one does, and I typed in my own name, and I noticed the Joe Leslie Online was No. 3! Not bad eh? Click here to view my Google ranking or Click here to go straight to Joe Leslie Online

Final Fantasy Animated Avatar Mad!

2005-03-24T18:47:00.000Z

I have recently become quite sane and have made quite a few animated avatars using video files. All of them Final Fantasy related! Oh well, might as well show off my talents!

SCHOOOOLLLL'SSSS OUT FORRRR.......2 weeks....

2005-03-24T16:04:00.000Z

YAHOO! The Easter holidays are now apon us. Two weeks or absolute bliss. although I do have to write a drama evaluation...anyway, we ended the school term with a rousing period of chemistry! That was crap I must say, although we did have a bit of [quotation fingers]banter[/quotation fingers] in frech. 'Think of a word that was originally French, but is now English' My answer: Antidisastablishmentarianism. No points. 'Name 3 carsparts ion french.' My answer: Catalyctic Convertor, Wheel Trim and the driver. Again, no points. I don't understand. We did f*ck all in drama, apart from watching embarissing videos of past performances. Oh Joy... Also, I'm steadily becoming a more helthy eater. I have converted from 1 portion of fruit and veg a week, to about 4 a day. I'm quite proud... Anyway, more posts to come in Future, as I've missed out a few weeks and Clive's getting annoyed! Tattie Bye.

Sorry

2005-03-23T18:33:00.000Z

Sorry about not having posted for AGES! I have ben to busy with Little UK and for some shitty reason, Blogger wouldn't let me log in for some reason. Oh well... anyway, not much has been happening lately, apart from Little UK's makeover, as well as Peter Kay Mad's makeover. Also, I recently did a French speaking test. Got a grade 1/2, which is like the second best! Also, I've been posting lots on the Lucas and Walliams forum, so my post count is now over 400! Yay for me! I was going to be doing a little radio show about Little Britain, but my mic f*cked up. Anyway, please keep making loadsa comments, and if you love Little Britain, go to www.littleuk.co.uk and register ion the forum, and post loadsa messages! Tata for now!

Comic Releif. Donate. Now

2005-03-08T19:00:00.000Z

YES! It's that time of the year again! Comic Relief! I love it. I get to nag people to donate mone to help poor people in Africa and that. Eve Andy wants a go. So do it! You know you want to!

FORUM!!!

2005-03-05T18:30:00.000Z

My own forum whre you can talk about anythign has arived. Been up for a few days and already has a few posts. And 4 members! Please join and post loadsa messages! It's free of course! Just go to www.joeleslie.uk.tt and hit register! Or post in the guest section!

Lucas. Little DVD

2005-02-27T13:47:00.000Z

Yes, I got the Little Britain Comic Relief DVD yesterday, and I was having a little look at my receit when the most silly loking thing was printed on it. You know, the name of the item I had purchased. It didn't say something like 'Little Brit DVD' and anything like that. It said 'Lucas, Little DVD' Wtf!? That not very nice. I bet David would feel rearly sad if he saw that cos HMV love Matt more. And to prove it, I gave scanned in my receipt. I haven't edited this in any way, apart from the big read oval.

The Life Today: Part 2.

2005-02-26T18:37:00.001Z

What's been happenin' in the second part of today? well, my mum whent shopping and bought me the Little Britian Comic relief DVD and the Still Game DVD you got free in some newspaper. I also got a nice pair of jeans. I also uploaded a lot of new content for my new site, Distorted Pineapples. Apart from all that, not much else has happened.

My Life Today

2005-02-26T14:37:00.000Z

Boring old me. Sat in the hiuse and a Saturday. Oh well. Here's whats been happenin' to me the last 24 hours: Aaron of the Lucas & Walliams Board has created the Lucas and Walliams Topsites, mostly because my topsites (The Little Britain Topsites) when slightly 'kerfluey', because iTopsites .com are having hosting problems. So Aaron installed it manually on his site so it will be up constantly. I am making a new Site! Yes, I have given up on the 'Unknown Dimension' site that I was planning to make and decided to make a blog-based site! And thus, Distorted Pineapples was born! I have already got quite a bit of content on it, but being a site with flash files, I take no credit for them whatsoever, even if you insist! Go to at either DistortedPineapples.blogspot.com or DistortedPineapples.uk.tt Cheerio for now!

Evil Joe!

2005-02-25T20:21:00.000Z

I was fiddling around on Photoshop and ImageReady (as one would) and I managed to knock up this simple yet really cool picture of me. (Look at my eyes!)

Cracking!

2005-02-24T15:56:00.000Z

Worst chemistry experement ever! Can't remember every detail, but you've got a test tube with a bit of cotton wool soaked in oily crap at the end and sone steel wool about hafl way up. Then you've got a tube ccoming from the tube into another, filled with bromine water. DON'T EVER DO THAT EXPEREMENT!!!! It gives off the worst smell i have ever smelled in my life. And that is no joke. I was almost sick on my bunsen burner.

My life by Gazza

2005-02-23T20:48:00.000Z

My life by me A guy called Garry Sharp who I go to school with has recently set up a blog. Only two posts, but has had more comments than me! Although, most of the comments are mine.

Fart Card

2005-02-23T20:40:00.000Z

Yes, anyone who goes to my school will know all about it. The Smart card. There's no escaping it. So I made a mock up on photoshop. The Assess Moray Fart Card (details censored to protect identity :-P) Not bad eh?

Freah Eggs here!

2005-02-23T19:20:00.000Z

Go to it now! it's so funny! CLICK HERE!

Rejects Garden Center! and more stuff.....

2005-02-23T16:51:00.000Z

Yes, that's right. REJECTS! No, I didn't make this up, and to prove it, here is a picture of the garden center (sorry about the quality, but I took the pic with my camera phone) That has got to be one of the funniest thing you've seen in a while. No? well, how about this lovely picture of my friend, Angus? Surely, That's gotta make you titter slightly. If none of these even make you smile then, you're some sort of stuck-up t**t to say the least. Anyway, not much has been going on today. It snowed, but school was still on (always a bit of banter with snow at school!) P.E was crap. Ciruit training. What the funk's the point? We had to see how many of a certain 'exercise' we could do in a minute, i.e. how many press ups, ski jump, sit ups, lunges etc. I done 82 ski-jumps in a min, which isn't bad, but I still don't like it. Oh well, tata for now. Joe

My hair looks a right state!

2005-02-22T20:59:00.000Z

Here's a lovely pic of me less then 5 mins out the shower. My hair looks lovely! Here's a link to the pic as not to spoil the suprise!

The Llama Song

2005-02-22T20:00:00.000Z

This is one if the funniest things i've seen in a long time. It's a song about llamas! I was pi**ing myselflaughing when I first saw it! just CLICK HERE!

Apparently, I'm sad...

2005-02-22T19:07:00.000Z

Yup, When talking to someone on MSN, they said that Peter Kay was mental (not as in mad, as in excelent) and I said that I had a Peter Kay website (http://pkm.uk.tt) and The person then said "oh god i thought i was sad" People have no respect. They're just jelous I reackon.

My life today

2005-02-22T18:46:00.000Z

Yup! I saw it Joey!! Apparently, it's repeated on mondays at like 5 past 11 so I watched! The really made my day! Not much else has happpened today, although I did post a 2 paragraph guestbook entry on the site of someone I know. That made my feel quite good to. Also, I have started to make a new website. "The Unknown Dimension". It's a site full of just random stuff. Funny flash, random crap, you know. I only stated today, so It may take a while before i actuall unveil it and give you the address. Also, I managed to annoy one of my MSN contacts by only giving one-word answers. She got well pi**ed!

No School Today!

2005-02-21T16:59:00.000Z

It was snowing overnight and in the morning so I got to stay off school. Actually, my school wasn't closed but my sister's was and me mum was working from 9am-5pm so I had to 'look after' her. thus....Yay! no school!

AudioScrobbler!

2005-02-21T14:51:00.000Z

See the little thing underneith the logo with "last song played @....?" Well, It's a cool thing known as AudioScrobbler or ScrobblerSig. Basically, you set an account at www.audioscrobbler.com and download a plug-in for whatever media play you use (in my case, Windows Media Player) and, whenever you play a song more than halfway through, it get's sents to audioscrobbler and noted down on your account and it can display it in a image file. That updates itself! They are well good for like forum sigs ans stuff. How to get one: Go to www.audioscrobbler.com and sign up. Insert the image: http://www.denness.net/scrobblersig.php?username=YOUR USERNAME HERE!!! (with your username where it says) and then, insert the image into your signature or whatever! That's it!

Missed most of Joey!

2005-02-20T20:33:00.000Z

Damn mum! She was watching some 'Down to Earth' Crap, and I had to tune my TV in to get channel 5, and I only got the last 5 mins. ARGHH!!!

Finished my Essay!

2005-02-20T19:48:00.000Z

At last! I finished the essay I has to write for English. I had to write about some crappy poem called "The Early Purges". It was about some kid who get's upset cos he saw some kittens getting drowned. Oh well. It over and done with.

19 unique visitors in one day!

2005-02-20T18:25:00.000Z

I had 19 unique visitors on this site! And on the first day! Hope it keeps up! (19 was the final number)

14.9

2005-02-20T17:07:00.000Z

Yup, my blood glucose was 14.9. Quite high really. I blame sunday as there is funk all to do on a sunday. Oh well....funk knows what I'm having for dinner....

Currently Listening to: Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns n' Roses

2005-02-20T17:03:00.000Z

It's a mental song (yeah I know) and at the time of this post, I am listening to it. If you have comments on the song, go ahead and post them.

New Banner

2005-02-20T17:00:00.000Z

I've just made a new logo for my blog on photoshop. you'd you think? CLICK HERE TO SEE IT (to wide to post)

It's Sunday and theirs funk all to do

2005-02-20T15:56:00.000Z

		Yup, Sunday, and as allways, there is funk all to do. (Except from watching Joey on channel 5) So I got up at half 10 and watched some Takeshi's Castle. I love watcing people smash their ribs off floating stones. Then me mum went to some shopping, so I'm all alone in my bedroom writing this. Oh well. School tomorrow, and I have to have a funking essay written by then. Oh well. Better get cracking.... Also, You can access my blog at www.joesblog.uk.tt Ta Ta for now, Joe.

Hello there.

2005-02-20T15:20:00.000Z

Hello, I'm Joe Leslie, the owner of Joe Leslie Online, and Many other sites. JLO has it's own blog as well, but I made this one to use as my online journal. So. Hi! Joe Leslie